"You're going to play the shit out of that ukelele! You're the Michael Jordan of quirk!" -Zooey Deschanel, looking in the mirror. -posted on 18/05/2012
"Today, I am going to Pope the fuck out!" -Pope Benedict XVI, gettin' pumped. -posted on 18/05/2012
Facebook IPO'd at 100 billion dollars. JP Morgan Chase bought 3 billion worth and promptly lost it. -posted on 18/05/2012
@MariaElizabest He does if he knows what's good for him. -posted on 17/05/2012
If you believe in God, you’re not allowed to make fun of me for enjoying Harry Potter. -posted on 17/05/2012
